If you need to call us, do it before 7pm or don’t do it at all. We average about 1 call a week that wakes Ian up. Right now he’s screaming from an earache or something and the phone is ringing. He’s been fussy all night and trying to locate a phone to shut it off before it wakes him up is very annoying.

Seriously, don’t call us. Once he’s 5 or 6, then we’ll reconsider.